i was on a bus, not a regular bus. the people were dressed insanely odd and some of them weren’t people at all but they were robots. i had a hard time seeing things. it was like my eyes werent made for this world so they kept closing, everything was blurry or to bright or to dark. finally the bus driver, who was very quiet, handed me a pair of round sunglasses. when i put them on i could see perfectly. i realized all humans were wearing them. then i realized everyone was around my age. i was on a school bus. suddenly the bus stopped some kids started getting off and a girl came up to me and handed me a bag without saying a word and quickly got off. i was so confused and everyone knew i was but they just watched me like they wanted to help but they weren’t allowed. so i gathered up my things and made my way to the front seat of the bus, right next to the driver. i said “ok, youre gunna help me here because i have no idea what im doing!”

he looked at me and nodded, but still no words, i was the only one talking on the entire bus. i pulled out this big shiny metallic… thing out of the mysterious bag. it looked heavy but it weighed almost nothing. i asked what it was and he made a phone symbol with his hands. i couldnt believe this thing was a phone. on the side of it read “9Dvg” or something like that. i puched some buttons and a green light started flashing and this screen rolled on and i had no idea how to use it! nothing like a regular phone, things were in number codes. 

so now ive been on the bus for so long that im the last one and hes at his last stop. i didnt want to get off i didnt know where to go! but he made me get off and he finally spoke, he said ” use your 9D!” then shut the door and drove off. 

suddenly im in a dorm room with other people. it was very small. they were all talking to me like they knew me, i was still confused. i walked outside and again i couldnt see a damn thing, i ran back inside to grab the special glasses. i found them in my bag broken. i put them on and just held them up. i walked around and we were in a giant open building made to look like an outside environment. there were identical houses all placed next to each other with identical porches. people are everywhere, either reuniting or meeting their new room mates.a girl is walking over to our cottage, i can barely see her but when i catch a glimpse i realize its Amy Fucking Winehouse! but shes young again, like my age. i run into the house to explain how excited i was and when i stepped back outside she was right at the door, my glasses were brokenly hanging on my face so i could barely see anything but her beehive. i slowly and awkwardly told her how gorgeous she looks and how much she influenced me. she gave me a big hug said thank you and how much shes missed me. once again im confused. everyone in the room said hi to her, they were friends with her. she asked if i was ready for my missiona and she handed me a new pair of glasses.

we started walking to a car, i was yellow and bubbly shaped. we got it and drove off over a fake terrain of hills. we came up to boat dock and got in this yellow floatation device. it was cacooned with mesh on the top and our feet were in the water so we could swim were we needed to go. we took off on this mission. i didnt know where we were going but i was leading. i look to my left and see giant whales. i was so amazed i didnt realize they were swimming right under us! ive never seen a whale like that before. when i snapped back and saw it at my feet i started to freak out. screaming kicking and trying to swim as fast as i could, but i was stuck in the mesh floaty! the whale bumped us and pulled us underwater. i broke free right before it completely destroyed the flotation thing. i got out of the water and samuel jackson was standing there, waiting for me. 

it goes on but i wont bore you with the ending. the future seems pretty odd.