So I’m walking with a group of ancient Romans thru a hidden Egyptian treasure trove. We had to be very careful because the place was filled with sand, if we stepped on it to hard and loosened it up then it would release like water and we would all be lost in it. As we were tip toeing thru a group of Egyptian gaurds spotted us, they ran over but their weapons were pretty lame. We stopped them and said they had no chance against us because we made swords and knives out of a secret material. Then the lead egyptian guard pointed up to a statue and said “will it defeat our porcelain warriors!?” Suddenly these statues broke out the walls and we started to slice and dice them with No problem, this brawl went on for a few minutes when Suddenly the ground started to shake and this Jafar looking mutherfucker came out the sand And started to drown everyone in it. I was stuffed in a corner waiting to die when a normal ass dude, not a roman or Egyptian, ran up to me and explained that we could swim thru the sand but the only way we could breathe is with coins in our mouths. So we scrambled around for tthese huge thick gold coins, as soon as we foud some we shoved them in our mouth and dove into the sand. We fought our way thru until we fell out an opening. We were now in a theme park. The Jafar mutherfucker’s voice was echoing thru out the place saying I would never be able to leave. But I could see the exit and as I started to run for it this chick with black curly hair stepped in front of the door and her eyes were glowing red so I ran back to the normal ass dude. We saw a shut down putt putt place so we decided to go hide in there to devise a plan. As we walked into the unlit area this textbook bully looking kid ran up with a gun and said we couldn’t jump any fences. We walked Towards some people who work at the amusement park, we explained to them what was going on but they thought we were fucking crazy and decided to keep an eye on us so we couldn’t jump a fence. I was going out of my mind because there was no way I could get out unless I went thru the exit with the demonic curly headed chick. We began to walk to the door and she was their waiting for me. Then I woke up.